I DREAM OF HAGGIS

BREAKING

Jan Ullrich was fired from his team, T-Mobile, after being implicated in a doping scandal and kicked out of this year's Tour de France!

The allegations have yet to be proved and he was still sacked by his team.

This means that either T-Mobile are tacky and shameless or they have been privy to some insider information regarding the doping allegations. Either way, it is a disgrace.

My poor German Kaiser (roll)!