I DREAM OF HAGGIS

Of course, everyone knows that Britain is wet, rainy, gloomy and so forth but the past couple of months have been unbearable. To anyone who would argue against global warming and attempt to discredit it well, first of all, you're an asshole and second of all, all you would need to do is look at the UK because this weather is fucked (along with the receding and melting glaciers in Canada)!

It has not stopped raining for almost two months. Nary a day has passed without it raining. While last summer was quite hot, humid and dry this summer has been wet, cold, and non-stop raining. In fact, I wore my winter jacket out last night because it was just too bloody cold and wet to go outside in anything other than a warm wool coat.

Then comes further news of no sign of summer as forecasters predict more rain. It feels like the end of days at this rate and as the great Bob Dylan once said, "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows". At this rate, the UK is set to be the next Atlantis.