CANADA IS MY BOYFRIEND
Now that I have started my new job, people ask me the usual perplexing question: as a Canadian, what am I doing in Scotland? After semi-rambling on about how I came to live here, it hit me: Canada is like that safe and nice boyfriend while Scotland is like that dangerous and rebellious bad boy you can't help but love.
Like those considerate and soft-spoken boyfriends, Canada is dependable (and above all else, safe) and deep down, you know that you should be with them. However, you just can't help but fall for those tempestuous bad boys who leave you wondering where exactly you stand (and what the hell happened last night). Namely - Scotland.