Me: "Do you think the "can't be arsed" attitude is innately part of the Glaswegian psyche?"
Paul: "Oh, here we go; some grand theory of yours again!"
Me: "Like, maybe Glaswegians know that they should really cut down on drinking, smoking, and eating deep-fried food but really, they can't be arsed to do so and just carry on as usual?"
Paul: "Is this going to end up on your blog?"
Me: "Ha! Well now, yeah!"